Post by cop5414 on Oct 13, 2024 7:28:49 GMT
Jay "Icarus" Wright, Flys too Damn Close to the Sun!!
Money doesn't change the man, only enables what more they can do. "Getting hot boxed in your car with your spouse on a Saturday night at the local drive theater in Glendale, Arizona isn't a crime. We see it as the foundation of a strong and healthy marriage. And doing lines on the window sill of a rundown Jack-in-the-Box, is for sure only being adventurous, but is also considered borderline highly irresponsible and the likely end to a bittersweet date night.", said local resident, Jasper Davis, 44.
Jay Wright, 62, the former longtime coach of the 2x time NCAA Villanova Wilcats and recent hire of the NBN Phoenix Suns organization this past off season, has passed away last night, in what one bystander described the life event to be the driving talents of one that is only rivaled by Paul Walker, a former known actor, now converted ghost.
This tragedy will come as a setback for the NBN Phoenix Suns team, who were hopeful in using Jay Wright's expertise in the development of players like Sam Cassell, Baba Oladotun, Jeremiah Profit, and Abraham Joum Maker Bol. Things were moving smoothly this season as the Suns have already won 13 more games than they did last season, with still 6 games to go and seemingly locked in for a 7th or 8th seeded playoff spot. With this loss they'll need to quickly regroup with the likelyhood of playing one of the three Western conference juggarnauts in the Utah Jazz, Sacramento Kings, or Vancouver Grizzlies.
No statement has been released at this time from the Suns General Manager, zheld32. We as the public must be patient in this time of grief for the Suns organization. However, if I were to be so bold, I'd imagine the statement would be along the lines of, "We'll finish what that man started!! I mean sure the Hot Wheels Ultra Hots Loop track, which can be found at Target for nice savings of $24.99 this holiday season, tis but a figment of thy stupefied haliimagination. But no matter how this season ends, we accomplished something because of that man. We'll team up with Red Bull, the energy drink company that give us wings with a 12 pack of 8.4 oz. cans which can be found at your local Target for the LOW price of $19.99, and we'll build that Hot Wheels track. And when we pour one out of our $45.00 Stanley cups filled with .99¢ Arizona Iced Tea, all of course provided from Target. We'll salute Jay with tears in our eyes as we launch his casket into the literal Sun!". Or something along those line. RIP Jay Wright.
In other news, a local woman by the name Patricia Reilly is threatening to sue the Mattel Corporate, over providing careless visions amongst the elderly.
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